11. Being offended and humiliated, the cat pulls all sorts of crap into his mouth, clearly intending to poison himself. If the cat also has a beloved katze, it is better to get her away from him. Naturlich?
WHAT SHOULD I DO IF MY CAT THINKS HE'S HITLER I'M SCARED
Hitler – arrange Stalingrad, remind him of the Moscow frost. Nutella – better hide it so they don't get Mussolini, Chapayev and Shrek.
Enlist the support of famous fighters for justice – Spiderman, Batman, and Julian Assange. Involve NATO, SENTO and SEATO, the EU, the OBXSS and Vtorchermet.
And most importantly, don't be afraid of anything. You will be rescued either by hang-glider or by unmanned aerial vehicles (UAVs) and given humanitarian aid – canned kitty-cat.
But rejoice: if your Nutella was GMO, Hitler is kaput!
What is the nastiest joke you know?
Loves is a verb.
I Denotes the action of the subject: what does? loves.
N. f. – to love.
II Morphological features: permanent – irrevocable, imperfect, transitive, 2nd conjugation; impermanent – singular, indicative, present tense, 3rd person.
III (No one does what?) not like (underline with two dashes, because it is a predicate).
Democracy is the power of the people, the muzhik is the representative of the people, but even if the muzhik stands at the head of the state, this in itself will not mean the power of the people, because the ruler will remain one-man, whereas democracy implies a general participation in the government of the state.
This can also be understood to mean that if one wants a man to be king, one must be prepared for the fact that all decisions will be made by him alone. So it's worth thinking about your desires. Anastasia BonneFee 5
11 signs that your cat is Hitler
1. You turn your back for just a second, and the cat has already appropriated your milk, eggs, sausage, and sausages, as well as annexed your meat patties, reasoning that they may contain his compatriots.
2. Your cat methodically destroys paper books by thoroughly scuffing and tearing them up. He does this under the cover of the night, choosing the most valuable (and, in his opinion, ideologically incorrect) copies. He also gets extremely angry and hisses if you show incomprehension.
3. In and around the tray cat regularly builds fortifications – a variety of trenches, dugouts, pillboxes and bunkers. All your attempts to get rid of them are pointless – it's easier to put up with it.
4. Every night, as soon as you fall asleep, the cat sets you a platz and starts marching over you, loudly chanting bravura marches. One, two, left! One-two-right! Ein zwei drei!
5. It is unknown when and why it happened, but at the first meow of your cat, you jump up, stretch into a parade and demonstrate your readiness to do his every command.
6. And when he climbs on the closet and starts screaming, you want to play Wagner unbearably.
7. At heart, your cat is a great artist. After all, it is so masterful craps on a white carpet!
8. Strangely, the cat is constantly trying to rip off the fridge magnet, which you brought from Warsaw. And from Tel Aviv. And from Volgograd!
9. The cat doesn't care about the League of Nations. Don't you believe me? Then ask him if he cares about the League of Nations. He won't even move an ear in your direction.
10. By the way, the mustache… He's got a weird mustache. You've definitely seen that mustache somewhere before. And your guests, too, when they come to you, say that your cat's mustache is not just a mustache. It's a familiar mustache. Above the lip.
How do modern Germany feel about the Third Reich?
Adolf Hitler is certainly persona non grata in modern German society. That is, in modern Germany, his ideas and the whole of National Socialism are condemned at all levels. In schools, universities, television, books, Germans in general are brought up with a very strong inoculation against any manifestation of nationalism and totalitarianism. In general, this is a very, very interesting example, I can't think of anything else like it in history, where the whole identity of society is built on the basis of what seems to be a "negative" memory. Not on the basis of a narrative of a great victory, great personalities and accomplishments, but on the basis of the notion that "we Germans carried out a terrible massacre, it was terrible, we are to blame and now we must make sure it does not happen again. In this system of values, Hitler naturally occupies the place of one of the main "anti-heroes.
That said, I disagree with the statement here that Germans try to avoid the subject of Nazism and Hitler in conversation. In my experience, not at all. I once even conducted a mini-survey among my German acquaintances: "What historical character's name do you associate with German history? And who do you think won? Hitler. But not because they love him so much, but on the contrary – just people were not ashamed to admit that yes, alas, but the Fuhrer had a very strong and negative impact on German history. By the way, it is noticeable a very significant difference from any similar surveys in Russia (about Russian history), where people immediately begin to think in the direction of "who is the most heroic here.
Among young people in Germany, however, there is another trend. Namely, Hitler is gradually turning into a pop culture character. About whom everyone seems to know that he is "bad", but it was so long ago that you can already laugh. Or make funny memes. In Germany in the last few years there has been a book and then a film adaptation of it, "He's Here Again," a kind of fantasy that Hitler suddenly wakes up in the middle of modern Berlin. And all kinds of his adventures in the world of mass media and show business begin. So the book became a bestseller. It's just that young people often don't give a shit about what happened 70 years ago. And the name seems to be on everyone's lips, and in all sorts of computer games can be found. Again, Hitler is not justified, he just starts to be presented as funny.
WHAT DO I DO IF MY CAT THINKS HE'S HITLER?
You come home to "flags flying all over the house, and an eagle spreading its wings on the wall" (Kolovrat) and other paraphernalia, like skinheaded friends, shouts of "Heil Hitler" from the speakers, and "Mein Kampf" on the nightstand by the bedside table. And the age is the most difficult for a child to be 13-17 years old. What to do?
If your views on fascism are fundamentally at odds, and you are the master of the house and head of the family, remember what could have led to this.
The situation is very scary, in my opinion, and requires decisive, urgent action. You need to use everything! Books, videos, photos, studies… Everything connected with fascism. Often young people are imbued with the idea of fascism without knowing the whole truth about it, but only certain currents. For example, your child doesn't like people of Mongoloid and Negro races – this also needs to be dealt with, but the main thing is to get him to understand that nationalism is not necessarily about becoming a fascist. And fascists advocated "true Aryanism", meaning only Aryans, and he can't be Aryan in essence…
And I would also like to advise you to take your child on a field trip to former concentration camps. Live. And arrange for him to meet former concentration camp prisoners or World War II veterans who were in captivity. The scarier he becomes, the better his chances of "recovery. As a final reminder, in today's society fascists are like rare cockroaches. Sooner or later they will be killed anyway…
